THE L♥VE CHAMBER
Mistake 1: Saying lines from porn films
Some people are turned off by porn, so don't try to emulate what you've seen in those movies. The lines can be very cheesy, unimpressive and certainly not in the running for the Oscars.
Mistake 2: Making your dirty talk unbelievable
Telling your man 'your cock is so big', when in reality it's only 2 inches and mostly balls, isn't going to make him feel like a star. Or vice versa telling her those tits are like watermelons when there is nothing more than mustard seeds, could make things a bit uncomfortable. Most times when your partners are confident about their size, shape or position dirty talk can be very enlightening. Tell the guy with the tiny penis he is the motion to your ocean and tell the lady with the seedlings that you love being able to put them all the way in your mouth.
Flattery gets you everywhere :)
Mistake 3: Setting the scene for failure
When talking dirty don't tell your partner about those things that you have no intentions of doing (i.e. Threesomes, group sex, sex in public, bondage, etc.) This may only trigger some new fantasies for them that if you don't do now, your partner will find someone else to fulfill.
Mistake 4: Using Dirty talk as the appetizer instead of the meal
Talking dirty can become redundant like missionary sex day after day after day. Be sure you don't use the same phrases, over and over, trust me no one wants to sleep with the broken record. Dirty talk and 4-play goes hand in hand, balance them well.
Mistake 5: Giving UP
Sometimes talking dirty can be more comical than erotic, depending on what you say and how you say it. It's okay to laugh and smile at yourself while getting into it, just don't ruin the mood during sex. Keep it sexy and seductive! There's actually a lot to learn when it comes to the finesse of speaking to your partners body, mind and spirit. Look at love as an experience each and every time, try new things, say more things. And remember; It's not just the words, but the way you say them!
I highly recommend that you check out Michael Webb's "Dirty Talk Secrets" for lots of great examples that turn men on.